Chloe Lewis

"I'm from Quebec. I speak French."

Too much Bob Schneider...

Nobody sees. Nobody knows. Nobody cares.

Bob Schneider

After the concert, there's still meatloaf.

Tornado

Already I could hear the roaring.

how to brainstorm past the non-obvious

first thoughts. second thoughts. third thoughts.

Non-prescient

You cannot write the story beforehand.

not an exception

"first-ever" is rarely the case.

On Waking Up

Dream romances. Brief and quickly forgotten.

A/B testing

Far fewer calories, same great taste!

A/B testing

Same great taste with fewer calories!

Alexandra Kleeman

I miss technicolor.org it is broken.

JJ Abrams

I apologize for the lens flares!

IHoP

late night restaurant conversation with friends.

zeptosecond

I don't deserve your zeptosecond love.

Pay attention

Paying attention costs more than expected. 

Listen well

Listening is harder than it sounds.

Study habits

Studying hard does not include Wikipedia.

surveyor

solitary gull patrols Vancouver building canyons

reach (downtown Vancouver buildings)

each metal finger five million actions

umm...

why are you in my house

DNS

domain name server cannot find domain

Bad Example of Language.

I is know what you know.

Obama

"...dog is a mutt, like me."

ran out of cheeze-its, sad now.

Work so hard, yet under appriciated.

DON'T HIT THE RED BUTTON!!!!....crap

how make thing happen? hit button.

big tree is just as good.

ache

stomach really hurts. too much food

everë post is a reposted repost

watching spacey patterns is fun now.

do you think it is so?

love

not that you know it anyway.

Another new year. Another new blogger.

Another new year. Another new blogger.

time machine

annoying sometimes. time machines get really

historian

old news. famous historian died yesterday

rise. fall. rise. fall. rise. fall.

what else is there to do?

if you were, then why not?

passenger pick-up

white zone. red zone. no parking.

gossip news ratio

magazine covers: Obama 3/125. Aniston 4/125

subscription

magazine stand romance: daily. weekly. monthly.

DFW | LAX

ascend. cruise. descend. land. ears popping!

backgrounds

when drawing backgrounds, use a ruler!

easy?

use six words. easy enough, right?

DaD

Dad has Christmas and Holiday Spirit

Peter Piper

Peter Piper picked one Peck. DAH!

READ Story

Read my six word story. Please

52203

Nintendo router hates my pc.Weird.